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CHRISTMAS DOG

Tonight’s My First Night As A Watchdog,
And Here It Is Christmas Eve.
The Children Are Sleeping All Cozy Upstairs,
While I’m Guardin’ The Stockin’s And Tree.

What’s That Now—Footsteps On The Rooftop?
Could It Be A Cat Or A Mouse?
Who’s This Down The Chimney?
A Thief With A Beard—
And A Big Sack For Robbin’ The House?

I’m Barkin’, I’m Growlin’, I’m Bitin’ His Butt.
He Howls And Jumps Back In His Sleigh.
I Scare His Strange Horses, They Leap In The Air.
I’ve Frightened The Whole Bunch Away.

Now The House Is All Peaceful And Quiet Again.
The Stockin’s Are Safe As Can Be.
Won’t The Kiddies Be Glad When They Wake Up Tomorrow
And See How I’ve Guarded The Tree.
(Written By Shel Silverstein)

Best Funny Merry Christmas Poems For Cards

ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN

It’s Okay If You’re A Little Bottom Heavy.
Hold Your Ground, Even When The Heat Is On.
Wearing White Is Always Appropriate.
Winter Is The Best Of The Four Seasons.
It Takes A Few Extra Rolls To Make A Good Midsection.
There’s Nothing Better Than A Foul Weather Friend.
The Key To Life Is To Be A Jolly, Happy Soul.
We’re All Made Up Of Mostly Water.
You Know You’ve Made It When They Write A Song About You.
Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!.
Avoid Yellow Snow.
Don’t Get Too Much Sun.
It’s Fun To Hang Out In Your Front Yard.
There’s No Stopping You Once You’re On A Roll.

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CHRISTMAS FULFILLMENT
by Joanna Fuchs

This Christmas,
May You Have The Fulfillment
Of Seeing Around You
The People You Love The Most.
May You Have The Satisfaction
Of Creating Special Memories
They Will Remember With Pleasure Forever.
This Christmas,
May You Feel Peaceful And Contented,
Knowing What Christmas Means,
And Celebrating It Your Way.

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