Best Funny Thanksgiving Poems For Adults 2017

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I Ate Too Much Turkey By Jack Prelutsky

I Ate Too Much Turkey,
I Ate Too Much Corn,
I Ate Too Much Pudding And Pie,
I’m Stuffed Up With Muffins
And Much Too Much Stuffin”,
I’m Probably Going To Die.
I Piled Up My Plate
And I Ate And I Ate,
But I Wish I Had Known When To Stop,
For I”m So Crammed With Yams,
Sauces, Gravies, And Jams
That My Buttons Are Starting To Pop.
I’m Full Of Tomatoes
And French Fried Potatoes,
My Stomach Is Swollen And Sore,
But There’s Still Some Dessert,
So I Guess It Won’t Hurt
If I Eat Just A Little Bit More.

Best Funny Thanksgiving Poems For Adults

The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven by Jack Prelutsky

The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven
And Rocketed Into The Air,
It Knocked Every Plate Off The Table
And Partly Demolished A Chair.

It Ricocheted Into A Corner
And Burst With Deafening Boom,
Then Splattered All Over The Kitchen,
Completely Obscuring The Room.

It Stuck To The Walls And The Windows,
It Totally Coated The Floor,
There Was Turkey Attached To The Ceiling,
Where There’d Never Been Turkey Before.

It Blanketed Every Appliance,
It Smeared Every Saucer And Bowl,
There Wasn’t A Way I Could Stop It,
That Turkey Was Out Of Control.

I Scraped And I Scrubbed With Displeasure,
And Thought With Chagrin As I Mopped,
That I’d Never Again Stuff A Turkey
With Popcorn That Hadn’t Been Popped.

Best Funny Thanksgiving Poems For Adults

Thanksgiving Caiorie Poem

May Your Stuffing Be Tasty.
May Your Turkey Plump.
May Your Potatoes And Gravy
Be Without A Lump.

May Your Yams Be Delicious
And Your Póe Take The Prize.
And May Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Stay Off Your Thighs!

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